Once upon a time, in a land of the wide, there lived a species of animal. This species was regarded dirty by some, but once they were made into a salty and greasy appetizer, which name rhymes with 'Clay Aiken', these animals are, to quote the Westerners, 'the best'.
The problem with this species was that they contracted a virus, known as Virus A H1N1. The first viral case arose within 120 solar periods in the Land of the Tacos. Of course, humanity was ignorant at first, but cases after cases surfaced, and before a single living organism can spell the word 'onomatopoeia', the influenza had spread across the seas and over the hills. From the Land of Tacos, it had risen to the Kingdom of Unity and beyond.
Here, in our beloved Realm of the Monarch, the first case of Virus A H1N1 was reported on the 20th solar phase of the 6th flip of the calendar. The no-school periods were stretched for half a fortnight, and most schoolchildren are bored witless at home.
Therefore, in conclusion:
I HOPE SCHOOL REOPENS ON MONDAY.
Even though my assignments are far from completion and my revisions are as distant to its finishing point as am I to my sister in UK, I really do hope school reopens on Monday.
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